Monday, September 28, 2009
The Real ICE BREAKER
Well Buddha....I'll say only this - "Ganda Angreji mein BHASAD ho raha hai"...words of wisdom from a mahapurush....
COMPSCI, BAKAR AND BONDING
So guys what do you think how did our gang come into being? Was it because we were all part of the famed Comp Sci star branch of NIT Jamshedpur...or was it our collective disinterest in everything academic? Some of us might even say that it was our affinity for quality bakar...with all the emphasis at my command on quality. I guess it was all of this and a little bit of happy coincidences here and there. For the uninitiated, the gang includes the following:
Abhishek aka Lala - 24 x 7 radio at NIT Jsr...and always ready with a topic and lots of opinions on it. Loves to hold court to large audiences and give them updates on his developing love story as they occur. The most fattu romeo ever (he doesnt thnk he is a romeo). Chief accomplishment in college - Managed to be considered a girl's love interest for 4 years without ever telling her how he felt about her. Co author of the book "1001 sure shot ways of winning a girl over". Just that he didnt actually execute even 1 of the many perfect sure shot plans that the gang came up with. Some optimistic people still believe that she may actually like him. :D
Ashutosh aka Chatur - 24 x 7 all in one entertainment package...actor , mimic , one liner expert and self styled love guru(hanuman for lala where lala is ram and bhabhiji is seeta)...in one word nautanki...calls himself the love guru with the worst pupils...has a success record of 0% but somehow ppl still have some faith in his gyaan. Also if ever the gang goes corporate he ll be the guy in charge of finances...bahut kanjoos hai!!! for about 20 days was considered a threat to lala and his nascent love story(which is still nascent 6 years later)...but later transformed into hanuman.
Shastha aka Chamgu - the JJ of the gang...one man army for all verbal battles...can be intensely vitriolic if he wants to...the most directionless member of the gang...has this habit of gravitating towards academics at regular intervals...hates all girls except one and doesnt talk to the one he likes...the gang will be pleasantly surprised if he ever gets married...has some very irritating and unprofessional traits like sincerity,punctuality and similar obnoxious habits...chhheee...current buzzword "i suck" :P
Premanand aka Land - the heaviest member of the gang...lives and implements all the ideals of the gang in real life...managed to flunk in english in second sem!!!(coz he was feeling too lazy to write)...very simple personality...can spend a lifetime sipping tea...pulled of the greatest coup in the history of compsci...despite having araria and tandon as team members still managed to beat rajat gujju and meerut at algorithms. likes to cry and call out lala's name when drunk :P
Anshuman aka Didi - the most erudite member of the gang...has information and opinion on everything...was the world's knowledge powerhouse until google replaced him...he is a quiet warrior...likes to hack people with parshuram's "gandaasa"...especially cricket umpires who give a wrong decision against india...along with chatur the only member of the gang to have a gf...way to go didi!!! :D
Abhinav aka Meerut - the most famous and legendary member of the gang...rock freak, cricket freak,MBA freak...its better to just call him freak...has the dubious distinction of being hit for 32 runs in a single over...but still likes to be considered an all rounder...generates topic for the gang thru his actions...finds it very easy to fall in love with girls... was in love with at least 4 in colg...sacrificed his love for lala's sake...sometimes thinks lala is thankless for his immense sacrifice...the most well documented member of the gang...his actions can be compiled into a big fat novel :D
Abhigya aka Buddha - the most passive member of the gang...fan of all the ppl listed above...no claims to fame...few people outside realise he is even a member of the gang...likes to sit and watch...also after meerut(thankfully!!!) the subject of the greatest number of jokes inside the gang :D
Needless to say with this kind of varied membership the gang has managed to create some of the most hilarious legends in the history of fun :) This blog is about us...lets document our history :)
Abhishek aka Lala - 24 x 7 radio at NIT Jsr...and always ready with a topic and lots of opinions on it. Loves to hold court to large audiences and give them updates on his developing love story as they occur. The most fattu romeo ever (he doesnt thnk he is a romeo). Chief accomplishment in college - Managed to be considered a girl's love interest for 4 years without ever telling her how he felt about her. Co author of the book "1001 sure shot ways of winning a girl over". Just that he didnt actually execute even 1 of the many perfect sure shot plans that the gang came up with. Some optimistic people still believe that she may actually like him. :D
Ashutosh aka Chatur - 24 x 7 all in one entertainment package...actor , mimic , one liner expert and self styled love guru(hanuman for lala where lala is ram and bhabhiji is seeta)...in one word nautanki...calls himself the love guru with the worst pupils...has a success record of 0% but somehow ppl still have some faith in his gyaan. Also if ever the gang goes corporate he ll be the guy in charge of finances...bahut kanjoos hai!!! for about 20 days was considered a threat to lala and his nascent love story(which is still nascent 6 years later)...but later transformed into hanuman.
Shastha aka Chamgu - the JJ of the gang...one man army for all verbal battles...can be intensely vitriolic if he wants to...the most directionless member of the gang...has this habit of gravitating towards academics at regular intervals...hates all girls except one and doesnt talk to the one he likes...the gang will be pleasantly surprised if he ever gets married...has some very irritating and unprofessional traits like sincerity,punctuality and similar obnoxious habits...chhheee...current buzzword "i suck" :P
Premanand aka Land - the heaviest member of the gang...lives and implements all the ideals of the gang in real life...managed to flunk in english in second sem!!!(coz he was feeling too lazy to write)...very simple personality...can spend a lifetime sipping tea...pulled of the greatest coup in the history of compsci...despite having araria and tandon as team members still managed to beat rajat gujju and meerut at algorithms. likes to cry and call out lala's name when drunk :P
Anshuman aka Didi - the most erudite member of the gang...has information and opinion on everything...was the world's knowledge powerhouse until google replaced him...he is a quiet warrior...likes to hack people with parshuram's "gandaasa"...especially cricket umpires who give a wrong decision against india...along with chatur the only member of the gang to have a gf...way to go didi!!! :D
Abhinav aka Meerut - the most famous and legendary member of the gang...rock freak, cricket freak,MBA freak...its better to just call him freak...has the dubious distinction of being hit for 32 runs in a single over...but still likes to be considered an all rounder...generates topic for the gang thru his actions...finds it very easy to fall in love with girls... was in love with at least 4 in colg...sacrificed his love for lala's sake...sometimes thinks lala is thankless for his immense sacrifice...the most well documented member of the gang...his actions can be compiled into a big fat novel :D
Abhigya aka Buddha - the most passive member of the gang...fan of all the ppl listed above...no claims to fame...few people outside realise he is even a member of the gang...likes to sit and watch...also after meerut(thankfully!!!) the subject of the greatest number of jokes inside the gang :D
Needless to say with this kind of varied membership the gang has managed to create some of the most hilarious legends in the history of fun :) This blog is about us...lets document our history :)
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